Posts under ‘Funny’

I found this on someone’s page on a social site. I am not sure who authored it.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People–
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. ; [...]

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They [...]

This is a funny joke from a friend of mine in the UK. I hope you enjoy it.
Getting Married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the [...]

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Here is one you might want to forward.
A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they
should meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof
zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.
10 years later, at [...]

This was sent to me in an email and it is so great that I had to share it. It reminds me that how we react to our situations is the determining factor. Life does not always give us lemonade, or my latest favorite Limeade. However that does not mean that life [...]

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK…
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a [...]

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I got this email today, and I love to get the funny ones that I have not had before. Even the older ones that get resent are still fun. Have you seen this one? I thought I better start numbering them. I hope I can remember the numbers. [...]